If train A leaves station A at 80 mph and train B leaves station B at 95 mph and the people on train B are eating lasagna, but they run out of garlic bread, why do  I want to have PVT.Jackson’s sniping babies?

 a) he’s left handed

b) he’s southern

c) he know’s how to handle a gun

d) his hands O_O

e) all of the above